Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

There was a man in Iraq who was causin' lots of trouble
So America's Great Leader went for him on the double
Said "The liberals and the Dems don't think I can;
You just watch me now, I'll get my man"

So they looked high and they looked low
and they took him out with the bomb's mighty blow
They were determined to collect that bounty on his head
Finally good news from Iraq, for al-Zarqawi's dead

The President met with his men that night
to plot how he would keep up the fight
He said "Well done boys, you've really earned your pay,
now find me bin Laden right before Election Day!"

-ARW 6/09/06